The one who hated Rajnikant jokes

The one who hated Rajnikant jokes

Rajnikant jokes SUCK.

Yeh. A big Fuck off to all you rajnikant joke forwarders[Because you cant make one]. Go away! Before you go, read this complete dope and comment before going somewhere and doing something something...

Before you head straight away to the comment form and threaten to kill me, let it be known that -- I do respect the man. But the bloody uncool jokes have just carried on for aeons[Long time..NO! Looooooooong time!!] .

Give the Superstar a break.

They aren't even original for Sachin's[Sachin is a God... you see] sake. Those of you who don't know-- Go, Google "Chuck Norris facts". Also Google "Moron" while you are at it[Why? You will know in the next paragraph]

Chuck Norris was the original Kickasser and the original subject of these jokes is known as 'Chuck Norris facts'. But somewhere in the timeline came along a 'MORON' who in the long tradition of plagiarizing/copying/stealing anything Western, copied these jokes and replaced the name 'Chuck Norris' with 'Rajnikant'. One is an icon, other a superstar. But the jokes make me wanna kill him[Obviously the one forwarding these SMS's].

Every day I get same 3 same jokes[The days I am lucky, I get jokes translated in hindi/marathi/english] and makes me wanna take somebody's smartphone...NO! A Tablet and shove it in his Tashriff[Ass] and make him google 'Chuck Norris Facts' without any stylus[This will give dirty smell to his hands] . 

Coming back to the Superstar, how many Rajinikant Jokes do you know? But have you ever wondered how or who makes these Jokes? If your answer is a Die Hard Rajinikant Fan with tons of Humor within him, you should bing and yahoo 'MORON' if googling didn't solve your answer. Before the superstar Rajinikant Jokes was born, there was a Chuck Norris era. And this Chuck Norris era is Global, unlike the Indian Superstar.

So who is this icon named Chuck Norris?

Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris is a Western[American] martial artist and actor. As a result of his "tough guy" image, an Internet phenomenon began in 2005 known as Chuck Norris facts ascribing various impossible feats to Norris. The Jokes are hilarious! And if you read them most of them are familiar because what you have read[and forwarded] are jokes of 'Chuck Norris' replaced by 'Rajinikant'. 

If you all have really got so much time, stop making jokes on Epic pesonalities. Instead go 'make' jokes about Manmohan Singh, Digvijay Singh, Suresh Kalmadi [Failed people] and i wont mind if you forward me the same joke 3 times. I make the unbreakable vow...

PS: I am the one who hated still hates reading Rajnikant jokes.